Warning: We’re going down the rabbit hole, so hold on to your over-sized top hat. Speaking of top hats, did you know there is a porn of that? There is a porn for everything. If you can dream it, odds are that someone out there not only has had the same thought, but also taken the time to record or illustrate a porn of that idea.
That is Rule 34.
We like to think of it as a good thing. As blogger Cory Doctorow stated, “Rule 34 can be thought of as a kind of indictment of the Web as a cesspit of freaks, geeks, and weirdos, but seen through the lens of cosmopolitanism, which bespeaks a certain sophistication—a gourmet approach to life.”
The internet has shown us that no one is alone. You may like to watch busty women crushing peaches in their bosom, and someone out there likes the same thing. And who doesn’t want to see that saucy minx Velma get it on with Fred from Scooby Doo. We are all connected! Porn can bring us together!
So let’s test this theory. We racked our brains to find some of the oddest, funniest ways this rule plays out. Here are a few of our favorites.
Did you see how that triangle was begging for it? Geometry porn is a fascinating idea that tries to simpify gentalia and sexual acts into something to so abstract that it appeals to pure erotisism rather than a aesthetic or emotional appeal. They must be on to something because Apple rejected their app as being obscene.
What so weird about people having sex on planes, you may be thinking. The Mile High Club has a long history in urban myths. But that is not quite what this porn is about. It’s about the actual planes having sex. These well endowed 757’s and curvy Fighter Jets sure do know how to make the friendly skies even friendlier.
This one is great, not only for its surprise factor, but because it must require balls of steel, so to speak. Most of us can’t even imagine jumping out of a perfectly good airplane, much less about how to keep up the loving while spinning through air.
You know when you are watching The Walking Dead and you think, “Man, that undead horror feasting on those intestines is really hot!” Well, somebody did because we have been given the gift of zombie porn. After seeing that these zombies prefer other parts of the body rather than brains, we can’t help but think maybe there is an upside to that virus that wiped out humanity after all.
On the up side, soaking in that much milk is probably great for your skin.
Our fantasies, no matter how off-the-wall, can present us a wider view of ourselves. And porn can help you and your partner grow and learn to share your intimate thoughts. In fact, a study in 2007 suggested that porn can help lead a more fulfilling sex life and a general better quality of life for men and women. We’re not suggesting going to such extremes as to try and break Rule 34, but keeping an open mind and heart is always going to lead to better sex.