As a professional sex toy tester, I get to examine some the most amazing and innovative sexual wellness products available. It’s my pleasure to educate the public (well, mostly women and couples) on the up’s and down’s, and in’s and out’s of which products are best within the overwhelming sea of sex toys. Being quite the connoisseur of all things sex, I jumped at the chance to try the Je Joue Fifi Rabbit Vibrator.
Right now, I could just kiss the inventor of the original rabbit vibe. The great mind behind this sex toy certainly set a precedent for other rabbit style massagers to penetrate the market. Since its inception in 1983, the rabbit vibe has gone through a number of iterations and remains one of the best-selling sex toys available. The tipping point for the rabbit vibrator, however, was when the creators of Sex in the City” wrote an entire episode around it. Women went gaga, and sex toy companies started delivering varying versions of the classic design.
Other than being objective and somewhat creative, there are no special criteria for reviewing/testing sex toys. But willing to share the experiences is a huge bonus. Based on which toy is provided, I have to vary my testing methods. So, with the Je Joue Fifi in one hand and lube in the other, I decided to invite my lover to help with the review, instead of hauling ass to the bedroom to play solo. However, to keep from tainting the test results, he was only there to observe.
PRETTY IN PINK & PURPLE
Getting acquainted with the Je Joue Fifi is pretty straight forward. Simply open the beautiful box and pull out the vibrator. Since the recharging cable attaches to the toy via a magnetic connection, it was easy to set up and charge. Voila! It was ready in about an hour. This gave me time to set up my environment and make myself comfortable by reading some erotic materials.
Unlike typical rabbit vibes, I found the Je Joue Fifi to be extremely special. First, it has this amazing silky smooth texture and feels like a long-lost lover’s fingertips. Second, it’s not too big! It’s petite, yet curved body works incredibly well for both external stimulation and internal sensations. This gives the Fifi more versatility because you don’t have to insert it to get off. And third, it’s chocked full of variety. The Fifi has five vibration levels and seven pulsation patterns, all at the touch of a button.
COMMERCIAL FREE TIME
As my lover sat watching, I was able to pleasure myself incrementally. Starting at a slower pace, I used the bulbous head of the Fifi, on its lowest vibration, to increase my arousal. The tip of its shaft felt amazingly like the head of a penis while it move it up and down over my clitoris. With the vibe resting comfortably in my right palm, I increased the vibration and pattern with a slight touch of my finger. Because the Fifi is extraordinarily lightweight and easy to control, it allowed me to stay in the moment without interrupting my flow as I increased the intensity.
Getting close to the peak of arousal, my partner directed me to insert the Fifi. Instantly, I could feel how the curved designed worked in creating a pleasurable pressure point for my G-spot. The bulbous head of the shaft felt lifelike and smooth. Increasing the pace of my in and out movements, I experienced something radically different. Unlike previous rabbit vibes, my arousal increased with every movement. Perhaps it’s it shape or its size—but since I’m not a fan of oversized dildo or vibes, and the Je Joue Fifi fit my body like a glove.
MY, WHAT NICE EARS YOU HAVE!
While picking up the pace in pleasuring myself, my partner asked how everything felt. Verbalizing in the best way possible, I described the sensations much like a buffet of many dishes. Internally, it felt a lot like my lover’s penis, while externally, the vibrating ears stimulated my clitoris in the most delightful way. One of the things I personally enjoy about the Fifi is that you can experience consistent external stimulation while gently rocking the vibe inside and out of the vagina. The rabbit ears delicately caressing my nub.
ALICE IN FUNLAND
Running through the series of patterns and vibrations, I found the one that would eventually lead me to the Land of Ahhhhhs. The Fifi has several options when it comes to vibration. You can select the shaft only, or the clitoral extenders only, or both at the same time. I chose the combination method with a pattern akin to an engine revving. I loved how it built up the energy and pulsated outward—giving off blasts of delectable trembling. With my clit in between the rabbit ears, and the Fifi filling my vagina, I felt the wave of opulent pleasure build. Then finally, my partner made the command to come. Not a few seconds later, my entire being mushroomed into a pool of complete bliss.
An essential part of reviewing sex toys is offering an unbiased opinion. So, you and your partner can make an informed choice, I’ve listed the Pro’s and Con’s of the Je Joue Fifi Vibe. But overall, if you are looking to buy a rabbit vibe or upgrade your old one, the Je Joue Fifi is recommended.
- Amazing soft silicone texture. No seams.
- Lightweight and easy to handle.
- No batteries required, ever! It’s rechargeable.
- Delightful curved shape and does offer G-spot stimulation.
- Clitoral extenders are soft and smooth.
- Intense rabbit ear vibration.
- Plenty of vibration and pattern options.
- Great for all types of vibrator users.
- Motor is loud and alert anyone within earshot to hear.
- Shaft vibration may not be strong enough for some women.
- Rabbit ears are stiff and not very flexible.
- Shaft could be a little longer, but I did not mind so much.
- Control buttons require a little pressure to operate.