How many times have you sat watching a movie or tv show and thought—mmm, that would make a great porno! Well, if you’ve imagined it, we can tell you that companies from Vivid to Evil Angel to Hustler have probably made it—a parody, that is.

Porn parodies, a once cheap sub-genre of the adult movie market, are big business these days. Vivid and Hustler are now cranking out four to six of the movies a year and timing their releases to coincide with the mainstream films hit theaters. With budgets rivaling mainstream production houses, these porn parodies are filled with expensive special effects, real plots, actors that can (sometimes) act and quality costumes that even hard-core fans find authentic.

Whether you are unfamiliar with porn parodies or a serious die-hard fan, let us introduce you to a few of our favorites.

The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody

When some horny thugs almost drown Jeffrey Lebowski in his own toilet and leave some splooge on his new VHS Porn tapes (which really tied his porn collection together) it sets off a sexy and hilarious chain of events.

Game of Bones

Sexuality is key to winning and losing wars, and sometimes, you’re always one move away from getting screwed. Everyone is playing this game to win a seat on the iron bone! Watch this penetrating story and behold the magic as it all unfolds in the nude.

Down on Abby: Tales from Bottomley Manner

Hold on to your crumpets and put the kids to bed, “Down On Abby” is out.  Somewhere in Yorkshire county, the Dowager Countess has dropped a cup of tea. The high-quality adult film features a cast of characters by the names of Lord and Lady Grabhem, their stepdaughters Abby and Fanny (the operative word being “step”) since this bunch is way too respectable for incest and, of course, Master Bates. All the dirty, shameless drama will go down at Bottomley Manor.

This Ain’t the Interview XXX Parody

Never one to shy away from controversy, Larry Flynt promised “If Kim Jong Un and his henchmen were upset before, wait till they see the movie we’ve made!” Now Hustler Video and award winning director Will Ryder present the hilarious spoof on the Sony Film The Interview.

Horat

The Borat porn parody was inevitable, complete with long pidgin subtitles. Horat: The Sexual Learnings of America for Make Benefit Beautiful Nation of Kaksuckistan follows a naive foreign journalist wearing a funny wig and moustache, speaking in a funny accent and making sexytime with many American pornstars. Yes, the bear makes an appearance (played by a guy in a bear suit this time around).

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Hairy Twatter

There are indeed some magical times at the Whore’s Wart’s School for Witches & Wizards. But the one thing disturbing to the male population is that none of the females have any hair on their (you know whats). Harry, being the most powerful wizard at the school, experiments with dark magic in hopes of big bushes. The results are quite hair raising.

Pulp Friction

This adult take on the movie classic has everything you love–a “problem solver,” witty conversation, gangsters in snappy black suits and more! After the boss’s wife Ava Rose overdoses on “Sex Spell,” it’s up to hitman Evan Stone to cure her!

Superman XXX: Man of Steel

In this pornographic parody of Superman, the scenario is pretty much the same, except that the conduct is widely different. From the first images and trailer of the XXX parody, we are dazzled by the resemblance of the actors and the extreme high quality of the sets, images and costumes.

Edward Penishands

The premise of this story is about a horny door-to-door dildo saleswoman that stumbles across Edward. Upon discovering the advantages of his handy-substitutes, she brings him home, where he falls in love and in bed with her daughter. Just like any other porn, everyone has a favorite scene, and our’s is watching Edward as he tries to eat spaghetti.

Tits a Wonderful Life

The feel good holiday movie classic that warmed millions of hearts now has a parody that’s warms other body parts. A beautiful nude guardian angel helps a despairing mobster by showing him what life would have been like if he never existed. You’ll be jerking more than tears with this beautifully crafted film.

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Simpsons: XXX Porn Parody

While everybody else in Springfield seems to be getting their shorts eaten, Homer gets a hold of Flander’s camera. His whole world turns green with envy as he tries to convince Marge to make a sex tape.  This is until Marge finally decides to let her blue hair down, and show Homer how wet and wild it can get underneath that green dress.

SpongeKnob, SquareNuts

Is nothing sacred? Everyone’s favorite (or at least ours) cartoon character apparently has an alter-ego that lives in another part of the sea (probably somewhere near a Club Med). This incredibly inappropriate, yet funny, parody will have you smiling with guilty pleasure whenever you watch the real SpongeBob.

Twinklight

We all know that you secretly enjoyed watching the sappy-sweet vampire love story called Twilight, and that you felt compelled to either choose team Edward or team Jacob. However, this time you don’t have to decide. Suprisingly Edward and Jacob are on the same team. We guess that werewolves and vampires can truly co-exist.

Lord of the G-Strings

Just like the real movie, this lesbian production is bound to keep you at the edge of your seat with some lube and tissues. Misty, who plays a Throbbit named Dildo Saggins is entrusted with the task of taking the evil g-string to Whoredor and destroying it. She and her Throbbit companions are chased by the wicked Sourasse.

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Big Bang Theory: A XXX Porn Parody

Nerdy roommates and their socially inept friends apply the scientific method to their shared inability to attract women. After much calculation, their solution—tell women what they want to hear. The new plan is wildly successful and Penny is finally captivated by all.

There a lot of porn parodies out there. So if we’ve overlooked any of your favorites, just let us know in the comments section below.

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