As the poet Sir Mix-a-Lot eloquently stated, “I like big butts and I can not lie.” But why would these relatively innocuous gluteal muscles create such a fervent craze? Evolutionary theories aside, it’s probably because it is one of the most intimate parts of our anatomy. It is the gateway to hidden treasures, and only the most trusted few are able to gain access. So let’s gaze in awe, and dream of being allowed to explore these luscious depths of just a few of the greatest butts of all time.

Nicki Minaj

Whether it is real or not, you’ve got to hand it to Ms. Minaj. She throws her outrageous curves in the face of gravity, and anyone who says more than a handful is too much.


If you like a tight tuckus, then Michelangelo’s ode to the perfect male form will rock your world. Three times bigger than life size, these sculpted cheeks are a work of art in more ways than one.

Burt Reynolds

It takes a real man to look this macho sans pants, but Burt always struck us as the kind of guy who knows how to play the field.

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Long before Kim K, there was this daring darling. A society girl in the late 1800’s, Mary’s posterior landed her a real prince charming. That was until they both decided to go out with a murder-suicide pact. Such a waste!

josephine-baker-4x3 (1)Josephine Baker

The original twerker, Josephine wiggled and jiggled her way into the hearts of Parisians during the Roaring 20’s. And with just a string of bananas covering up her toned assets, its no wonder she became the highest paid entertainer in Europe.


Alexander Skarsgard


It’s very cold in Alexander’s home country of Sweden, but we have some clever ideas to keep those buns warm and toasty.

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It was stunning the 70’s, and remains ever more mind blowing while she is in her 70’s. Makes us want to give her a high five, or you know, a low five.


There’s no stopping this tour de force, and we don’t just mean her amazing vocals.

Anna Kournikova

Anna-Kournikova-anna-kournikova-16233244-934-545Whoever created those tiny shorts that tennis players wear should get an award when Anna steps on the court.




Channing Tatum


We rest our case.


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