Luxury vibes and designer shoes are my guilty pleasure. Since variety is the spice of life, you can never have too many of each. With shoes aside, I’ve always held onto the dream that one day it will be possible for me to own and operate the best toy ever. So over the years, like Indiana Jones, I have gone on mad adventures looking for the holy grail of vibrators—without have to travel to a remote desert or come perilously close to death to find the object of my desire. I’ve come close a few times but always felt like that certain vibes were missing that je ne sais quoi.

 

Revel Body - 3/4 Logo ViewDon’t Judge a Vibe by its Shape

I have to admit that there were some preconceived notions when I first saw the Revel Body SOL. It was nothing like I’ve ever seen before. It’s orb-like design, QuietCore attachment, and power of OM. It all seemed too Star-Trek otherworldly. But being the eternal optimist, it was time to put all judgement aside and take this unique looking device home for a little test drive.

 

The Devil is in the Details

A small part of the excitement in buying a new vibe is all about packaging. So opening the box that contained my Revel Body SOL felt a lot like Christmas morning but without the big family breakfast. The expertly packed box included a well-written instructional manual, extra QuietCore attachments and  USB charging station. My first thought was, yippee, no more Costco battery stockpiles required! Just simply place it on the charger, and Voila! you’ve got a beautiful vibe that you can leave out without anyone instantly recognizing it as a sex toy. With great anticipation, I set the mood with candles and soft new-age music, all the while checking on the  indicator light that would let me know when it was time to get down to it.

Revel Body Packaging without USB Adapter

 

Pleased to Meet You

Since I truly enjoy the art of masturbation, the Revel Body SOL and I took some time to get acquainted. I can compare it to making love with a new partner for the first time, and because not all vibes (like men) aren’t built alike, it was necessary to see if we would be compatible. While resting comfortably on my bed, I marveled at its lightweight and shapely design. Being a aesthetic person, I was impressed by its perfectly rounded shape and smooth texture. Also, it fit right in the palm of my hand and was easy to maneuver with just the minor movement of my wrist. Running my fingers over the control panel, I took a deep breath gently pressed the button that turned us both on.

 

 

Seattle Boudoir PhotographyTake Me to Your Leader

My first inclination with any new vibrator is to take the pleasure express. But with the Revel Body SOL, I felt compelled to take the scenic route and delay the pleasure for a while.

 

The first setting on the Revel Body SOL was unanticipated and really nothing like I ever felt or even heard before. Because the Revel Body SOL is sonic, the motor moves in a different way than most vibes—more like the spinning of an electronic toothbrush than the heavy up and down of most other toys. Instead of the vibrating sensation I’ve grown accustomed to, I experienced an extraordinarily distinctive tapping sensation. Completely turned on at this point, I caressed the unit across my body and was thrilled how it felt like a light shiatsu massage for my most sensitive parts. With every movement of my wrist, the Revel Body SOL’s QuietCore moved effortlessly without skipping a beat.

 

With my arousal increasing substantially, I needed more speed. The Revel Body SOL control panel reacted to just the slightest touch of my finger. Soon after experimenting with the second level, I was feeling greedy and demanded more. It was full steam ahead with the third setting now fully engaged. However, at this point in the exploration, I noticed something peculiar; the increase in power did not affect the quality of the QuietCore attachment. While it worked feverishly to push me toward climax, it continued to maintain a feeling of soft tapotement. For the first time ever, I was able to focus on the pleasure without my hand being vibrated to death.

 

Things That Make You Say OM

The Revel Body SOL has a feature unlike any other vibrators I have ever encountered—the power of OM—an energy that connects and joins all things together. And that is exactly what happened! When I went beyond the third setting, the unit’s QuietCore was no longer providing that consistent thudding sensation but offering something remarkable. It hummed. This buzz/humm mixed with vibration, and the OM frequency, created what I consider, my first sexual awakening. I was connected to everything and no longer felt as if my vagina was a separate entity that got to devour all of the pleasure. My vagina and I became one!

 Seattle Boudoir Photography


RB-SOL-3Tips&Cylinder_0566Revel Body - Tips Set + CylinderNot in Kansas Anymore

As the exploration with my new toy continued, fifteen minutes had already elapsed. Using the vibrators’ variable speeds, I continued to take myself to the brink of orgasm over and over, but with pleasure so intense, I lost my will to remain focused. It was not long after finding my magical setting that I experienced the most earth-shattering orgasm ever. For a few seconds,  I was on an erotic hot air balloon, being transported to a great height and then gradually descending into a blissful state of being. Intense colors filled my head while my body drifted on a cloud of dense air!

 

The Revel Body is unique from other vibes in that it does not require a lot of pressure for a lot of sensation—something really unique in the sex toy world. This seems counter intuitive to those of us used to something like a Hitatchi Magic Wand. The lighter touch, and not even the fastest speed, delivers the most results. I would imagine that it would even help bring back some sensitivity for women who have been using a Magic Wand for a while. And there are so many options for the detachable tips that even if I didn’t care for one, there were several that I loved. It helps personalize it for each person’s tastes.

 

Seattle Boudoir PhotographyThe booklet suggests putting two or three drops inside the vibe before beginning. This helps with the sound, because when not in use, the core can rattle. Another amazing suggestion is to use it in the bath. The motor creates an additional suction to make it THE.BEST.BATH.EVER.

 

Relieved and utterly stress free, I rode the wave a pleasure for quite some time. Finally. The holy grail has been located. Basking in the afterglow, I held it up in the air and realized that the Revel Body SOL is truly a vibe of the future. Now if I could only find those perfect pair of shoes.

 

 

 

 

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