The Umie is based on the ancient practice of Tantra. The company worked with Tantra experts in creating a host of vibrational patterns commonly used during tantric sex. They really homed in on the movements of breathing and were able to package it into a sex toy!
No more lugging your comforter to a laundromat to wash it every week. Get a little messy with body paints? Just throw down your Liberator Fascinator Throw and you won’t have to fight over who has to sleep on the sticky spot. Hands get a little slippery during a massage? Craving some period sex? I think you get my point.
The Je Joue Nuo vibrating butt plug is not just an eye pleasing sex toy, it also has a perfect fit and Bluetooth enabled control. I had a very pleasant oral sex experience after my wife nonchalantly surprised me with it. I did not feel that weird “take it out” sensation that other anal toys so commonly cause. In fact, the butt plug felt pleasantly natural while parked up my bum.
Look—I get it. It’s completely understandable if you reflexively condemn anything to do with anal. Going in through the out door doesn’t instinctively sound appealing. But hear me out. There’s a lot more going on below than you realize, and a new exciting way to explore the depths.
From genital cuffs, to radioactive alien blowup dolls, to fulfilling your Twi-Hard fantasies, there is literally something for everyone. It’s mind boggling to know that we live in an age where practically anything you can think of has already been thought of by someone else, and better yet, manifested into the form of sexual device.
When the L’Amourose Rosa Rouge first hit the market, I was a bit skeptical. Just like a sports car, she looks good on the road, but is it worth the high cost? Why invest in a Lamborgini when you get by with a Toyota Camry? There’s only one way to tell. Let’s take this baby for a test drive.