A knock at the back door woke up Evangeline from her thoughts, she stopped staring at her morning coffee and walked through the kitchen to the back door, did she misheard this? Who could this be, that early in the morning?

She opened the door and looked out, but couldn’t see anyone, then as she was about to go back inside, suddenly a huge creature emerged from the shadows of the small stabling zone, she recognized it immediately from her dreams…

The Bigfoot was holding his huge Cock in his hand, offering it to her.

—The Bigfoots are Back in Her Backdoor
by Dr. Ludwig Spunkel

Bigfoot PornThere’s something for everyone on the Internet. Believe it or not, Bigfoot porn is trending among a very special form of erotic literature. Although the plot line of mythical hairy beasts having sex with humans is a little (ahem) larger-than-life, it still has not stopped this growing cottage industry from making subgenre authors very rich. From vampires and werewolves to wealthy bondage aficionados, looks like Bigfoot porn has now made its way into our consciousness. And you know what they say—once you go hairy, you never go back.

Origins of Bigfoot Porn

The Jane Austin of monster smut is author Virginia Wade. A stay-at-home mom, more than likely down on her luck, had a unique idea for a book. She wrote her first novel and decided in publishing it through the Bigfoot PornAmazon direct publishing program. Of course, instant success rarely ever happens to anyone. So, she waited and waited and only a few dollars trickled in. But then, seemingly overnight, Cum for Bigfoot—where a massive, hairy creature kidnaps women and shows them the ways of the junglehit the tipping point.

Penthouse Magazine picked up on the rising tide of Bigfoot Porn and a beast was born. The ebook by Wade sold more than 100,000 copies in 2012 and was earning her $30K a month. The sequel Moan for Bigfoot launched Wade as the queen of “cryptozoological erotica” and she has never looked back. Now there are dozens of Bigfoot books and movies available with more and more dirty minded and creative authors getting into the act.

The Beast Master

Unable to speak any language, the sex-crazed monster shows his sensitive side as he romances the ladies. Surprising for someone so muscley, Bigfoot’s enormous cock is spongy enough to fit into any orifice while his long, wet tongue makes him the master at cunnilingus. Unfortunately, Bigfoot, being raised in the woods, lacks common courtesy or any understanding of consent. He’s always kidnapping a lovely lady and holding her against her. But just like any good erotic tale, she eventually succumbs to the pleasure and begins enjoying Bigfoot’s sexual prowess.

Bigfoot Porn

Monster Smut Hunters

It’s not very often we get treated to graphic interspecies sex. Although Twilight was riding an erotic fine line with the werewolf-vampire-human love triangle, Bigfoot porn doesn’t make you choose sides. You certainly don’t have to wade through chapters of trite and meaningless dialogue before the character starts moaning, writhing and having explosive Bigfoot Pornorgasms.

So, therein lies a dilemma. After releasing an entire series of Bigfoot porn, author Virginia Wade began facing pushback for creating bestiality porn. Smut hunters started complaining about the content and were forcing on-line ebook retailers to take action. Evidently, one man’s porn is another man’s conflicted trash. The retailers Amazon and Barnes & Noble began removing some of the most “offensive” material from their websites.

Porn Never Dies

Like fashion, porn has its fads. Just when we think something reaches its apex, a creature of mythical proportions with an enormous cock ends up emerging from the murky depths. Although monster smut may have slowed down a bit, Bigfoot’s big member is here to stay.
Thanks to the wonderful world of self-publishing, writers can share their fantasies, ranging from kinky dinosaurs to shape-shifting hedgehogs to BDSM unicorns. The Big Foot phenomenon just shows that whatever you are into, way more people than you think possible are also into it too. So dust off your typewriters and get to fantasizing! Someone out there is eagerly waiting to read your deepest and darkest fantasies.
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