Let’s face it, sending a sexy self-portrait of your naughty bits is essentially the modern day equivalent of a love note or mixed tape. It’s a surefire way of getting someone’s immediate attention. So in order to put your best dick forward, we’ve enlisted the help of Liberator’s very talented photographer for the ultimate lesson in creating some digital sex appeal with the ultimate sexy selfie. After all, it’s your balls on the line.
To set the record straight, women, in general, do not get turned on solely by solely viewing a penis—let alone one that appears like a limp noodle. What is most exciting is the intent, so the finesse required to make a good pic is worth the effort.
Making a first impression can only happen once. That’s why you want to make certain that your package looks nice and tidy and not all whacked out. Now, we’re not saying that you have to make yourself look like an anatomically correct Ken Doll by shaving and waxing. But in order to put your best dick forward, make sure your hedge is not too overgrown. You can create the illusion of a bigger looking dong by detailing your bush. Tighty-whities never do the penis any justice, even when it’s erect, but hinting at the treasures below through a pair of silk boxers or plush blanket could be enticing.
One of the most important decisions you’ll make when creating a dick pic is how hard do I go? Get it too hard, you’re entering the realm of XXX, not hard enough, no one can really tell how big you are. So, we suggest a semi-fluff. That way, it will look bigger than normal and has some massive growth potential. The point in making it plump gives the impression that your dick is huge!
The biggest flaw with most cock shots is that it can look like a flat hot dog lost in space. If you want to wow the viewer, you’ll want to provide them with an image that represents both your dimensions. For gentlemen that fall on the small side of the spectrum, shoot really close and tight—fill the entire frame with your schlong. Focusing on just the head of your penis will give it a nice plump look. For those that are on the bigger side, well, you’re just supermodel lucky. However, please do not make cheesy comparison photos by adding coke cans and bananas—that’s just showing off. To illustrate your size, using your hand or fingers will work just fine.
Lights, Camera, Action
Lighting is probably the most important aspect in any type of photography, especially when it comes to penis portraits. To create an air of mystery, you’ll want to make sure the light is not too dark, where it obscures the background, and not too bright, where the head of your dick looks like a lighthouse. Striking the right balance with your light can all be done with the use of natural daylight. Depending on the time of day, you can create a glowing effect that makes your dick look warm and inviting. No matter what you do, never, ever, never use a flash—you’ve seen how bad bald people look in flash photography?
Work It Baby, Work It
When it comes to your cock, you’ll want to provide your prospective partner with the best possible view. Think of your schwantz as a brochure for beachfront property. The best way to to sell any view, is to shoot it from the top down, with the lens pointed toward the beach—or in your case the feet. Now, if you’re well endowed, another acceptable angle is to hold the camera toward the body and point the penis to one side. This shows off the entire terrain. Normally we advise against shooting the undercarriage while laying down, but exceptions can be made for men that are smaller. You can instantly create the illusion of being longer by including your balls in the shot.
One is Never Enough
Unless you’re just a picture perfect specimen, like Channing Tatum, rarely will you take just one shot and call it a day. To really nail it, we suggest taking about 10 to 15 different shots in a variety of poses. By slightly adjusting your cocks angle, it will give you plenty of options to choose. We also recommend shooting against a clean background because busy backgrounds tend to take the focus away from what your sending. Once your session is done, pick the one that looks and feels best and delete the rest.
Creating the perfect dick pic should appear to be spontaneous and intimate—almost like ‘hey I was thinking of you and could not help but whip it out.” So to get the best out of your penis, avoid taking photos in the mirror—it can make you seem vain. Mirror images typically result in unflattering perspectives and really give off a glare. Plus, photos in the mirror usually end up showing off more than want you want. For guys that have buff bods, you can capture your body from neck to knees. But for those with flab, do yourself a favor and keep a tight focus on the body part in hand.0